I love Cheese.

i like cheese and am about to put some on the sandwich i'm planning out in my head...now if only someone would come make the sandwich in my head like they do at wawa....i wish i had a wawa in my kitchen....a private wawa...only members could come eat with me...oh and it would come with a wawa emplyee....a robot so it wouldn't steal my wawa. And i may have to add on a cheeseteak section to my wawa (Wawa's have cheesteaks now!) ...oh and it would sell yuengling instead of slurpee's bc i don't like them....(I only like blue or red.  plain blue or red)

all this started with my love of cheese...

yum

Peanut Butter Disaster

This is so strange and hilarious.  Only a few seconds of this absolute weirdness, but totally worth watch if you like weird creepy shiz.  Oh, and what makes this even weirder is that i had a boyfriend in college who would trip on acid and rub peanut butter all over himself.  I was  clearly in a stage....

You need our help.

For all of you reading chicks' personal ads out there, beware.  Here's a useful reference guide.

Approved for Swingers

I miss you so much Tree Friend.

I love you and miss you so much.  You are my person.  

WEASEL WEDNESDAY: GIVING UP SHAME FOR LENT EDITION

Welcome back to Weasel Wednesday.  This is a place we can talk freely about weasels.  Who decides ultimately what makes someone a weasel?  That’s easy.  We do.  Feel free to add your own weasel commentary and maybe it will be featured on the next WW. 

If she leaves you laying on her bed, in her parents house, with her dog while she has to have her nightly conversation with her boyfriend before he goes to bed.... she’s our Weekly Weaselette....

If he claims to be dating you but is still hooking up with old flames...

If he sleeps with other girls when you are together but then breaks up with you when he finds dirty texts in your phone...

If lies and says he has sex with you at any time that was untrue....

If he takes you on the WORST DATE EVER then asks you out AGAIN a week later...Retard Weasel.

(make sure to check out this hilar story from one of our faithful Weasel Wednesday commenters!! :).... and follow her)

Hot Tub Weasel:

This guy has been trying to date you for a while but has been married. He tries to hook up with you during the marriage but you let him know "no way while your married." He finally gets a divorce so you agree to meet up. He flies your girlfriends and yourself to Mexico for an amazing vacation. You aren't having sex with him so he decides to finger your super drunk girlfriend in the hot tub and then acts like it never happened....

Threesome Weasel:

I was dating a guy a few years younger than I was that was positive the only way to my heart was to impress me. He borrowed his brothers Porsche and said it was his and almost put himself into debt taking me out to nice restaurants. He lied his ass off about everything but had no problem telling me right before we hooked up he had just had a threesome in Vegas a few days prior!!!

Weekly Weasel-Gram:

Dear Weasel,

First off, you almost ruined my life. I hope you are happy about that. You probably are, because you are a weasel. I am not bitter, I just don’t like you anymore I cared enough to let you go, and you did not have the same respect for me. You wanted me around until you found a “suitable” replacement. Guess what? She’s ugly. You know that, right? K, just checking. And she will never be me. If she was me, you wouldn’t have strung her along the whole time so you could date me too. Thanks for nothing. I am glad you picked her because you two deserve each other. Small town, boring folks. The only thing I am upset about now is how much time and energy I wasted. I should have listened to my friends a long time ago. Remember when you asked if they don’t like you? The answer is no, they don’t. Even the ones who like you don’t like you. And not even because I told them too, although I would have anyway, they don’t like you for how you treated me. Funny thing is, I knew everything and still cared about you. Guess that wasn’t good enough. Its ok though, lesson learned. The only thing that could be worse than this is if I would have actually ended up with you. Then I would be the one who had to put up with all the sneaking around and lies, instead of her.

The only reason I am writing this is because I am forgetting you.  

Have a nice life. 

TTYN,

Bats

Weasel of the Week:

If you go away with him on vacation, and feeds you xanax so you’ll pass out and he can go meet up with a girl he met at party... 

He's Super-cali-weaselistic-expia-lidocious.

Maybe more Phamous than us...

This dude is a "local celebrity."  He also wouldn't let us into Zee Bar after Hair of the Dog.  But that's besides the point.  We need one of these!!  Who wants to volunteer to make us one??  Hint, Hint...

Breakfast Appetizers

A few years ago, while living in Boston, my friend and I had another crazy night.

We went to a bar where we were completely out of place.  We asked the bartender to make us red-headed sluts.  He made them as drinks instead of shots.  We drank them anyway.  We wanted sausage.  Apparently in more ways then one.  We go to the sausage cart to get sausage.  (This is common in Boston, and delicious) I don’t think we had money.  If we did, I guess we didn’t want to spend it.  Because I flashed the dude and got us some free sausage.  And not like that. 

Well at least not till later.  We both lived in the city.  We could have taken a cab home.  I guess we felt it was a better idea to go meet these cute guys across Quincy Market and go home with them.  I’m pretty sure I made mine come pee with me on the steps somewhere, and my friend was dumping her bottled water on hers.  Obviously these were 2 desirable qualities in girls because they took us back with them.  We drive with them outside of the city to their place.  I think the guy had a cat and sold pottery for a living.  My friend had sex with her dude on the patio, I think she got concrete burn. he was really funny and had to get up early in the morning to play in a golf tournament.

My dude took the two of us to breakfast in the morning before he took us home.  (Granted she stayed in touch with hers, I did not.) We were starving.  Starving so much that we wanted appetizers for breakfast.  We proceeded to ask the bartender why there were not apps for breakfast.  He brought us a bowl of oatmeal.  Appetizer for breakfast.  Sounds like a great idea.  I love brunch and am always hungry.  I always want breakfast appetizers.  Today in NYC there was whole section of the menu devoted to it.  Awesome.  

Animal Whisperer

This Ranger is assigned  to prevent poaching around the wildlife refuge  area of Lanseria , South Africa . The way  these animals interact with him is absolutely  stunning! The lions seem to know he’s there  to protect them. His charm works with hyenas  too. Hyenas are usually vicious. Also, check  out the pic's  taken in the  river.

Ok this last one kind freaks me out/ scares me a little.  Ick.

10 Happy Thoughts.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

HAPPY AIW DAY PEEPS!

Today is a big day in The Batcave.  Happy Alice in Wonderland Day world.  We have been counting the days, and it's finally here.  It's a wonderful wonderful day.  TB, we heart you so. This is Tim Burton, not tuberculosis.  We hate tuberculosis.  We hope everyone is as pee in your pants excited as we are!!

  

Reasons to Go Commando.

Ok, so if you decide to get some new undies after yesterday's Weasel Advice, please buy online.  Or at the very least, luckily my freinds passed this link around today so we can all be spared the vag herp.  Or at least have less of a chance...

  Ladies,

just saw the grossest video on the Today show....it's about the underwear and bathing suits we buy at places like saks, victorias secret, express, bloomingdales, macys, etc. the findings are very disturbing and really gross.....

Germy Crotch Video

basic sum up....retailers are selling used underwear.....

-OMG...I saw that too....was watching it before I went to work yesterday and almost died!!!! I am sure those stores are going to have to change their policies after that report but I guess we all learned a lesson...knit your own undies :) or always wash anything before you wear it, in hot water!!!!---

Happy Crotch Hunting.

I will cut you.

Girl, I will cut him, oh yes I will.

WEASEL WEDNESDAY: YOU BETTER COMMENT EDITION

Ok so WW is late today.  First off, I had alot of work and second off I am being whiney little brat.  Actually, we both are.  This is because we want you to pay attention to us.  SO FOLLOW US.  That means click on the little box on the right hand side that says follow us.  To us, it feels like when you see the little red bubble on Facebook. (You know you love it.)  COMMENT.  Right underneath there is a comment box.  Tell us what you think and for crikey's sake PLEASE put your weasels in there.  You guys have all these awesome stories and you know we can't tell them quite as well as you can.  If you want to be anonymous, thats cool.  JUST COMMENT.  Or we will make you wait for 9pm every Weasel Wednesday and take away your allowance. ...

- If he misses his friends wedding and blames it on you… 

- If he asks why are you texting me..... (p.s. the answer to this is because I am deleting you)

- If he has a sub-woofer under his bed....

If you barely know him (as in have hooked up a few times) and he name drops your dad as a reference to get a job…

.....You know he’s a weasel....

You know you're a weasel if year after year you keep going back and forth between same two girls off and on....

Latest weasel-move... He was dating Girl # 2 and practically living at her parents house with her & they were oh so in love. One day, just got up and literally left her parents place. Few days later, he's "staying" with Girl # 1. Weeks pass, and he ends up going back to Girl # 2. Of course, pathetic as she is, she gives in and takes him back. About a month later, she then finds out he was "staying" with Girl # 1 and of course f*cked her.  The damn weasel lied to poor, ole Girl # 2 that whole time. (secretly, she deserved it!) 

Weasel-ette style....  So there's this weasel-ette. She's been around the block once, twice...maybe even three times! She sleeps with my man and then the next day messages me on Facebook and asks, 'Where was I and says she misses me. Also to call her in a few days, she lost all her numbers."  I'm not surprised by this weasel-ettes moves... she even has gross, big weasel teeth to top it off....

Picture this Weasel Scenario...

Your friend hooks you up with this older guy, (as in around 40).  He seems sweet and nice and you think things went fine after you guys spent a romantic evening together. He then tells your friend if you lose 10 pounds you will be girlfriend material. (Keep in mind I am in no way fat a this time, but how can I be as small as his 5'3 ass?) Then he heads off to Aspen with another girl the night after.  And when I say girl, I mean young enough to be his daughter.  While in Aspen with this gerbil*, he calls you constantly like he's actually NOT with someone on the trip.  He comes to your birthday party which is great, but tells his ex girlfriend about it and she comes to scope you out and create all sorts of drama. To please you, he has his friend slip 500 dollars to you, and then looks at you with a shit eating grin all night like he did a great thing by making you feel like a dirty prostitute!

The only reason this one didn’t make Weasel of the Week, is because she got $500 out of it :)

Weasel of the Week:

- If he bugs you for months to come and visit him and stay with him… and fails to tell you he has a (ugly) girlfriend…

“We of course had been hooking up for a few years at this point but never exclusive. SO...I drive my hot self a good few hours for the weekend of fun ...on Friday night he takes me to super nice dinner, and we go out to some nice bars, then we head back to his place. Saturday rolls around...we spend the day together doing what we do best...watching movies and chillin’ on the couch that is... (haha, chillin, I know what that means) Then Saturday night comes along and he takes me to another really nice dinner and then to a dive bar by his campus where his buddy is a bartender. After a while, I realize he keeps going from me to this other chick so I ask his buddy behind the bar who the ugly chick is. And he replies "that's his girlfriend." GIRLFRIEND?! I drove all the way here and you take me out with your girlfriend...AND she is ugly?! Fuck NO...I instantly order a water and start chugging...needless to say I drove my half drunk ass back home that night (3.5 Hours)....he tried to convince me to stay by telling me she thought I was sleeping on the couch....I didn't tell her, I figured she had enough problems with being ugly and all....

WEASEL ADVICE:
You’re man’s a weasel if he only texts you Sunday night to hang out on Mondays. Mondays are for whores and silent bjs. Tuesdays and Wednesday are for girls you're semi into, but would never have kids with. Thursdays are for your work bitches.  Fridays and Saturdays are for you starting line-up. But if you're a Friday or Saturday girl, don't get too excited.  You may just be a substitute because some players in the starting line up could be away on vacation, injured due to their monthly visit from aunt flow, etc. 

Now tell me that doesn't make you want to go buy some Juicy Couture underwear to keep track of what day it is...

Philadelphia Fashionista Spotted

My friend Amanda is well on her way to getting phamous!

Fashionista: Amanda Age: 22
Occupation: Membership Manager for Delta Phi Epsilon
What are you wearing?: A dress I purchased at Shecky’s last year, a blazer from a tiny boutique and boots from Bare Feet.
What is the best fashion deal you have ever found?: A First Friday bag at 60-percent off.
What is your favorite trend?: I like floral and bright colors. 
What is your favorite store?: Boca Leche Boutique in Ft. Lauderdale

Check out the rest of the photos and trends from the Shecky's event.

The String Gang

I found out about these when I went to go visit the BB in Cali a few years ago.  They are so cute and creepy I had to get them for everyone I know.  They sold them at this little cart in an outdoor market.  Now they are online, yay!

Mr. Mummy helps keep your skeletons in the closet where they belong

The Zombie helps you dig up all of the info in your head.

Scarface relieves your pain so you don’t need a prescription

Vampire protects from harm when you are out past your bedtime.

Sid protects you from people with bad taste in music.

Bella makes sure your life is fun and wild at all times.

The Princess makes you look and feel like a million bucks.

Two Face shows the character of the people around you.

Thelma helps you live your life with abandon.

One you can blame for doing bad things, one to capture the heart of the one you admire,

One that helps a good friend turn into something more.

To check out more click here.  

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