Saturday, March 6, 2010

10 Happy Thoughts.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 
God must love stupid people; He made so many.


Crazy Brunette said...

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it my-fucking-self.

I added the 'fucking'. Had to give it a little 'Crazy Brunette' revision!