PHILLY PHAMOUS

My friends and I know tons of people who are “fake famous” in the city. You know, the people you see everywhere posing all sexy in their Facebook pictures at every club, etc. etc. So we got the thinking, we are pretty much D-List celebs. Thanks to Philly Phaithful, we may have upped a letter.

Dan and his partner have a really cool business designing funny Philly sports tees. I am anti-sports myself and even I find these tees appealing. I think Dan said it best… “You all look beautiful, dignified and generally unsure of what the shirts mean (but only on the inside--on the outside, you project sports knowledge like a visual encyclopedia)”

Here's a shot of my favorite and most over-worn shirt. Notice its black and white... and not sports related. See, there is something for everyone :)

Check out our pictures on the site here! If you see something you like, enter 'cutetees' at checkout for 15% discount! And if you send him pictures of yourself in Philly Phaithful gear, you can win free stuff. How’s that for a shameless plug? Also these tees are fully wearable with booty shorts and fishnets for a hot night out. We said so, and we are now internet celebs.

4 girls in t-shirts and their underwear, a bottle of wine and a few six-packs. Mike Whitson and his camera. Fun times.

PAULY Dreams

In honor of tonight's Jersey Shore Episode, here's a little personal information:

I woke up the other day after having a dream that I was dating Pauly D. I was completely freaked out and disgusted at first. Then the more I thought about it, it didn't seem as bad. And then I figured out why. Here's my Senior Year Vegas Boyfriend vs. Pauly D.

Ok, You get it right? But wait there's more...

So his friend looks more like Ronnie but still viable...

HAHAH, Are you kidding me????

Ok, thats it. I won't torture you anymore. Oh wait, yes I will!

Here's another one of my prize finds, a dancer from a club in Orlando....

ADVENTURES IN SALAD TOSSING

For your reading enjoying we have a guest post today from the Salad Bitch. She brings us daily insight into the wonderful world of tossing salads on the regular. And yesterday, she just may have had her worst customer yet....

Customer of the Year (so far, anyway)

Here's to starting the year out with a doozie. So much for my resolution to be more tolerant... A customer came in today and ordered two wraps. She was probably in her mid-sixties, 50 lbs overweight, frizzy brown hair that had two inch gray roots, and polyester pants. She was someone who likes to make everyone around her miserable, especially people whom she feels she can bully- like people who make her food (bad idea). To save time and speed up the line, I decided to make her wraps together in the same bowl. She looks at me with disgust, cocks her head, and says, "You aren't making them together are you?" I obviously said yes ,but visibly annoyed, ask her if she wants me to separate them. "Yes. Please separate them. I want to make sure you're giving us an equal and fair enough amount of food. It's for my boss and I." I separate them, tell her “don’t worry- I’m the owner- I was just going to double the recipe to make two. You’re GETTING ENOUGH FOOD”. She gave me this shitty look, obviously didn't believe me, and stuck her face over the sneeze guard analyzing every movement I make, shaking her head all the while. My blood was boiling "Is this OKAY with you, or should I start over?" I glared at her. The woman behind her in line choked back a laugh.... She rolled her eyes, "Well, I GUESS I'll take it like that. I want to make sure you give us enough chicken because we are starting our diets today and don't want to feel hungry later this afternoon." Wait you crotchety old bitch, isn't that what a diet is all about?! And also, a buffalo chicken caesar wrap is not exactly the wisest choice when trying to lose weight. Good luck with that! I didn’t cut the wraps in half because so she’d have trouble eating them and look like an ASS in front of her boss. And then she paid with a giftcard.....

I hate the general public.

WEASEL WEDNESDAY #1: BAD ROMANCE EDITION

We all make stupid mistakes when it comes to the opposite sex.

I have officially decided… today is the day to stop.

Its time to stop blaming them and start looking for the signs. Justin Long says it best when he says (S)He’s just not that into you.

And if he’s not who cares.

Let’s call them out on it. If you have a stupid sign you missed, post it as a comment. And for Pete’s sake please put them out there. Otherwise Tuesday Bluesday will turn into Wahh wahh Wednesday. And we don’t want that.

IF:

10. He can’t talk to a girl without flirting with her…

9. If he isn’t telling you he likes you… he’s just not that into you. (or even if he is)

8. If you find out he is dirty texting your friends the same thing he’s dirty texting you….

7. You find yourself in a room with his ex girlfriend and a girl he is seeing but didn’t know about…

6. If he is sleeping with other people….

5. If he dates you for over 3 months and still doesn’t “officially” call you his girlfriend….

4. He sleeps with his ex girlfriend less than 24 hours after sleeping with you…

3. If given the chance between you and a stripper, he chooses the stripper…

2. He sleeps with your best friend while you are all in the room together…

1. He says your theme song is Bad Romance…

HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.

Hugs and happiness.

Is it normal this list reminds me of purple leopard print? Maybe its my inner teen rawring out.

TUESDAY BLUESDAY

This Tues… I haven’t slept in a while. Like I fully skipped sleeping last night in favor of getting caught up on work. But I gained 8 hours over the rest of the world.

Last Tuesday, I was significantly cooler, depending on who you ask. I was being spontaneous. We went to Dusk in Atlantic City. The bathroom was my favorite place. Maybe because it was the only place light enough for me to see. Plus it was just really cool looking in there. Looky looky…

NOT AT THE TABLE CARLOS

Ok if the creepy home stuff didn't freak you out, maybe this will. My mom sent me this titled "why parents drink." I mean someone had to take these pictures, right? And honestly, I would too, if they were someone else's kid.

My kid is standing there at the gate to the laundry room where the dog is. He's saying 'bad doggie' and then tries to climb over the gate. What do I do? Get my camera. Bam. My little Monster had the gate fall on top of him and was laying on the floor.

CONDIMENTS

Family Reunion

The Babies

Ok, a certain someone is going KILL me for posting this so she will remain anonymous. But... I have two pictures here. One of ketchup and one of mustard. They are both her ex-boyfriends. Coincidence? You decide. And if I recall correctly, she met some dudes dressed as ketchup and mustard on Halloween. Anyway see pictures.... condiment fetish?

Mr. Mustard

Mr. Ketchup