NOT AT THE TABLE CARLOS

Ok if the creepy home stuff didn't freak you out, maybe this will. My mom sent me this titled "why parents drink." I mean someone had to take these pictures, right? And honestly, I would too, if they were someone else's kid.

My kid is standing there at the gate to the laundry room where the dog is. He's saying 'bad doggie' and then tries to climb over the gate. What do I do? Get my camera. Bam. My little Monster had the gate fall on top of him and was laying on the floor.