PAULY D: STILL ON THE MARKET

EXCLUSIVE: DJ Pauly D Denies Affair with Teen Mom Farrah Abraham | RadarOnline.com

No worries readers, Pauly claims he is not dating Farrah from teen moms.  No MTV reality dream ending for her.  He however, is rumored to have asked for $10,000 per ep, along with the rest of the cast.  They got $200 an ep last season.  These kids have it made.

He made a "how-to" video about doing his hair.  He said it takes about 25 minutes to do his hair and spends 15 full seconds spraying his hair with hairspray.  All I kept thinking is that he probably gets those hair products for free and that I was jeally.

MUSIC MONDAY: LADY GAGA

“I’M JUST TRYING TO CHANGE THE WORLD ONE SEQUIN AT A TIME” – Lady GaGa

Here’s probably more than you ever wanted to know about Lady Gaga:

Yay for Lady Gaga!  I am pretty upset that she didn’t win album of the year, but she was freaking awesome so whatevs. She was nominated for 5 and won 2 Grammys:

Best Dance Recording: Lady Gaga - 'Poker Face'

Best Electronic/Dance Album: Lady Gaga - 'The Fame'

Armani designed all her clothes.  She really likes Italian designers since she’s Italian.  Fact.

About her fashion, GaGa says: “It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.’” – Lady GaGa

Gaga to Elton John:  “So I’m gonna need to smear soot all over your face for this performance.  You cool with that?”

Coolest thing about this performance: Sparkle glasses.

Gaga is all about the Monsters.  I am totally down with this, being that I call our little red-headed midget friend a little monster always.  His room is monster friendly, and has monster bowling.  Anyway she had a tribute to her fans with this creepy and cool arm piano that she used for her performance with EJ.

Her kick ass Statue of Liberty, Emerald City but in blue looking hat totally rocked.  She was so stoic when Taylor Swift won, but we are convinced she was happy for her.  She doesn’t even care about winning.  She is that cool. And she looked rad.

Gaga Speak:

House of Gaga:  The whole Gaga Klan, from her stylists, hair, makeup, designers, dancers, DJ's to Technical Engineers. "It's my friends. They're all very young and they work with me on designing the show and designing clothing and putting the music and the fashion and the dancing and the lighting together."

{We've heard that it is a warehouse space, not dissimilar to the one used by Andy Warhol back in the 1960s. }

Little Monsters:  This is what GaGa calls her fans.  She thanked them at the Grammys and now wants a “little monster” tattoo.

These mini GaGa's were in Rolling Stone.

“The Fame is about how anyone can feel famous. “ – Lady Gaga

If you want to check out some Gaga Impersonators for your next Sweet Sixteenth Birthday Party, you can check it out here.  That’s right.  This b**ch is so famous she had her own set of clones to send out and do performances for her.  So. Jeally.  They call themselves a tribute show and claim to “encapsulate the exact look, feel and sound of Lady GaGa’s very own stage shows. Be astonished by the outrageous costume replications, amazed by the and astounded by our very own look-a-like and sound-a-like, Lady GaGa!”  I think some peeps from ABDC are part of the cast.

Rumor: Boy George wants to do a duet with her next.

Fun Fact: She got the name, Lady GaGa, from Queen's song Radio Gaga.

“Happy in the club with a bottle of red wine

Stars in our eyes 'cuz we're having a good time

So happy I could die

Be your best friend

Yeah I'll love you forever

Up in the clouds

We'll be higher than ever”

PSYCHO SURGERIES

I hate to even promote her or her toolbag husband, but Heidi Montag is freaking nuts. She’s on the cover of People magazine and has had a ton of plastic surgery. She admitted to having 10 procedures done in one day.

Here’s the 10 procedures Heidi underwent: 1.) nose job revision, 2.) chin reduction, 3.) mini brow lift, 4.) botox in forehead and frown area, 5.) fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, 6.) neck liposuction, 7.) ears pinned back, 8.) liposuction on waist, hips and inner and outer thighs,9.) buttock augmentation and 10.) breast augmentation revision.

WTF??? She didn’t tell her family at all (wonder why). She is only 23, its so sad, she thought she was on her journey to become "the best me." "For the past three years, I've thought about what to have done," the reality star tells PEOPLE. "I'm beyond obsessed." [On the next step for her now DDD-sized breasts: “I’m already planning my next surgery – I’m determined to get bigger ones!”]

She started in November and here’s what she looks like now. Pretty, yes, scary, getting there. People are already comparing her to Michael Jackson, not in a good way. Apparently Spencer weighs in on this in People, but one thing I read says he said he was “proud of her.” Proud of her getting plastic surgery? What a freak. He probably just wants her to shut up about babies….