Welcome back to Weasel Wednesday. This is a place we can talk freely about weasels. Who decides ultimately what makes someone a weasel? That’s easy. We do. Feel free to add your own weasel commentary and maybe it will be featured on the next WW. As we can see there is no shortage of weaselry and we always have plenty. This week we may or may not have some “she-weasels.”
10. If he tells’s you that you are the one right before he breaks up with you…
9. If you guys are in a relationship on Facebook, but his relationship status is hidden…
- 8. If he (or she) oddly falls out of touch, then starts dating your ex (we were together for 3 years, he and his ex are the only ones we ever double dated with!!)
7. If his friends refer to you as "the mistress".
6. If he takes you to a fancy restaurant and only orders an appetizer…- If he asks you to pay for you half of dinner…. And parking…
5. If you call him and his roommate answers and asks "Is this Jessica?" and your name is NOT Jessica.
4. If he tells you he doesn’t want to be in a relationship with you, but then he lies and tells you he just got a DUI and you need to come bail him out, because he found out you were at another guys house….
3. If he cheats on you, admits it, convinces you take his weasel ass back, then continues to see her behind your back for like 3 months (and takes her on ALL the dates you have been asking him to take you on).
and three years after you breakup he starts talking to you again, and after days of texting you- spends the night with the girl he cheated with you on in the first place!
lesson learned a million times over.
2. If your boyfriend who you were living with is secretly on match.com and his profile picture is one of you and him with you cut out….
1. if you are doing long distance, and he INSTANT MESSAGES you...yes, OVER THE COMPUTER to say "I'm going to be a dad, I've been cheating on you, she's 4 MONTH PREGGERS and we're PROBABLY GETTING MARRIED"....fucking death weasel times infinity....
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ok the match.com pic made me die laughing because that could be the gf he cut out...but it's not and that was my immature side making me laugh...
oh the fucking death weasel....
i have lots of weasel experience. and I admit that i've been a "weasel-ette" before,...so here's one from me..
"If you already start flirting with other guys before you break up with the current bf...you may or may not be a weasel-ette." by flirting, I mean I was harmless...I may or may not have given my number out, but NEVER initiated contact and didn't see anyone till after I broke up with the weasel I was with at the time.
I effing love weasel wednesdays. I also LOVE the word weasel.
xoxo
ahh, this is my first edition of weasel wednesday and i was not disappointed. these were def all weasel worthy!!
oooh, i've got one...
if you get back 12 hours early from a soccer tournament because your team was able to get an earlier flight home and you walk into your apartment to see your boyfriend of 2 years f-ing your roommate on YOUR OWN couch...
let me tell ya, THAT sucked!
Ok.. soo.. I have much to add to this!! You are a weasel if..
1. You cheat on your gf.. take her to Hawaii.. go all crazy on her about other guys when she's doing nothing wrong..then come back home with her.. act all lovey dovey like you guys are great.. then have sex with her.. get up tell her you cheated on her and you are going to san diego and you may do it again.. who knows!! Then when she starts crying you start smiling and A BIG smile!!
2. You are on a romantic boat cruise in Paris.. You get hammered on the boat cruise and tell your gf she's a bitch and you hate her and her hips are too big and you were just using her for sex...
I'm sure I have more stories.. but those are two good ones to sstart with!! =)
If he cheats on you for the entire year long relationship with his man-face, midget-like ex who had no idea about you. And you're totally hot so he didn't even cheat up.
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