Wednesday, May 25, 2011

We have friends who talk about important stuff. Like Snooki


So we all know (and love love or secretly love) the Jersey Shore. This will not be the first or last post about it.


But we know people. Who know people at Fox. Who know people who know Snooki.


Let's hear it for the boys. And the oompa loompas.


Friday, May 20, 2011

Welp Craigslist... get a teleporter next please.

Single Speed Road Bike - $40 (Silverlake)


Date: 2011-03-16, 4:18PM PDT
Reply to: sale-qtw5c-2269508664@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Not sure what year it is, but it's in amazing condition. I road it to Spaceland last night and saw this experimental Jazz, rock fusion band that blew my mind. The drummer was autistic. You've never heard of them probably but they're basically the best band out there right now.

The bike road smoothly there, then afterwards I climbed the hill up Silverlake to have a glass of wine with my friend Abrahim, who's from Egypt and we talked at length about what's going on in the middle east. The bike climbed the hill easily. I have a lot of friends from tons of different ethnicities, and I ride to each of their houses on this bike no problem.

I took a picture of the bike with this polaroid camera I bought from a thrift store near my house, but my friend Johannes thought it was a really cool picture and decided to use it in an art project he's doing in his live/work loft space downtown. Btw, it's a totally cool thrift store. Apparently they advertise on TV but I don't own a television so I've never seen their ads.

The only reason I'm selling the bike is because I'm most likely going to go back packing through south america for the next six months and I'm trying to raise money for my trip. My parents offered to pay, but I don't accept money from them except for things like rent and food, so I'm going to be roughing it. If you're interested, email me back and I'll meet you at a Pho restaurant that's in between where we live.

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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Life is too short to wake up with regrets.


Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
Love the people who treat you right.
Forget about the ones who don't.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said life would be easy.
They just promised it would be worth it.

Friends are like balloons.
Once you let them go, you can't get them back.



Sunday, May 1, 2011

A Letter to my Tree Friend...

So this blog has come to a startling halt.  The last post was about 9 months ago when it was more about "practicing making babies" than it was about actually creating organs in your mere uterus.

Yes, thats right.  Both bats are now going to be mommies.  And let's face it, just when you thought our nights of staying up past 3am were over, we realize they have just begun.

Thank god they are both boys, and we do not have mini female satan spawn running around.  However, ladies born in the 2006-20?? range, please beware of these sweet endearing and too smart for their own good specimen.  All I can say, is that in the last 2.5 years, my life has changed dramatically.  I have traded in mini skirts for pencil skirts and late nights at bars for early mornings at the zoo.  But every last second has been worth it.

So the last thing this is going to become is a mommy blog.  But let's face it, damn it, we're mommies.  And if we can do this we can do anything.  So welcome back bat friends to our forum to talk to each other.  If you enjoy it tell a friend.  If not, bug off fockers.

To my tree friend, I love you so much, and can't wait to share this experience with you.

Bat Fact: Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

Monday, September 20, 2010

OH HEY DID YOU THINK WE FORGOT ABOUT YOU??


Hello former and future blog readers!  Welcome to our 200th post.  Consider this a birthday present to all of you.  Oh, how we hope you have missed us as much as we have missed all of you.   

Who are we?  Just a couple of girls who like to have fun and have crazy friends with wild stories that keep us all entertained.  We are sharing these stories with you.  You’re welcome. Hate jalapeƱo’s? We probably can’t eat together.  Think we’re funny?  We’ll get along just fine. If you don’t, that’s ok too.  It’s our blog and we make the rules.


We do fun things.  Lots and lots of fun things.  We figured why not give you all a glimpse into our special world.  Not too much here, we’re not claiming everything we post are based on fact, or that its about us.  We are only as strong as our friends and couldn’t write this without them.  So the collection of stories here is fiction based on fact.  With some real live paparazzi shots thrown in for good measure.

A super speed update on the bats: Crazy cat lady prostitute neighbor has left the building.  After being evicted of course.  Jax  on Crax the Chihuahua is still alive and kicking and has actually lost a few doggy pounds.   Batman has turned 2 and is the funniest person in all of the land.  One of the bats has had some extra sparkle added to her face.  Amazingness.  If none of these things make sense to you,  take some time to read through the backlog.  We promise at least a little pee laughter.

Summer oh-fun-oh was oh so much fun. There have been many misadventures for us bats in the past few months.  Basically this summer started late.  It started in Austin in early July.  There was a heat wave in both Philadelphia and in Austin.  We had a master plan.  To reconvene the powers of the Batcave minds for a wonderful string of misadventures.   As our fair summer comes to a close, here is ours chronicled here for you.  Well now, we have visited the land of wanderlust and sparkles have done all sorts of fun things.  Don’t believe me… here are some pictures to prove it.  It all begins in a magical hippy hipster city called Austin Texas….

Do the best thing you can, tell a friend to follow us and read our blog as well.  Second best?  I’m glad you asked.   COMMENT.  Do you hate the post?  Love the post?  COMMENT.  We feed off comments like crack, that is, if I knew what crack felt like. Live Laugh Love and send us stuff, we loooooooooves it lotsalicious.  You can contact us at misadventuresfromthebatcave@gmail.com.



Sunday, June 20, 2010

People are rude.


Let’s imagine a person who is very rude.

You work at Wawa.  The graveyard shift.  They f’ing make you stay and do inventory all night.  Yeah, like counting lunchmeat and shit. So, you don’t get home til 4:30am.  What the eff is that?  not fun at all!! Ugh, too early for coffee, too late for fun,  as you are thinking, just get me the eff home I need my bed and sleepy time and loves and huggies and kissies from my man piece.  I arrive home to find Rudy’s car still parked in our paid for spot...so, despite having a car full of shit to unload...I have to park out on the street...inconvenience #1. So I go park and walk inside. I walk in and Man piece is on the couch and Rudy is no where in sight. More annoyed....I ask where she is bc she is in my spot.
At this point, I am effing exhausted...I am at that freaking point where I just need to go to bed.  Nothing else.  GIVE ME MY BED. Man Piece informs me she got shit faced at the bar and recently got up off the couch where she was passed out and moved into our bed!!! He thought she went to the bathroom but she never came back. So I have nowhere to sleep...more annoyed!  Bitch will go down.  Right down to china town.  In an attempt to calm my nerves, so I open a beer and sit down on the couch...an hour later I'm done...I must sleep and she has to move back to the couch.
Man Piece is ready for bed too... so he tries waking her up. She refuses to get up and keeps trying to pull covers over herself. She is making no sense and insists she is getting up. 10 mins later I have had enough. I tell Man Piece to turn on the light and then say " Rudy..this isn't your house...move to the couch, u r in our bed." All hell breaks loose as she flies out the bed and screams at us for being rude. She storms out the house furious.

She is psycho

I'm rude? Your drunk ass is in my parking spot, and in my bed refusing to move. But yeah, I'm rude for asking/telling u to move to the couch at 2am.

U wanna sleep in my bed? U better be my size so we all fit.

The end.

By, Annoyed

PS... She texted on her way home she won't come out with us tonight because we are rude...no skin off my back!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Perfect use of "bahahaha"

I'd like to thank Ashley for this comedic gem.  Jared too, but mostly Ashley.  They dated in college, and when Jared switched teams, they became BFF.  Never do I question that an interaction between them is worth reading...

This past weekend I was asked what in my Facebook etiquette is a good example of why I would use "bahahha" (or some variation) instead of "hahhaha"  I explained that it was different degrees of how funny I thought it was....


Jared was tagged in a photo.




3 hours ago · Comment · Like

Ashley likes this.

Ashley: Further proof of why we didn't work out ...
May 16 at 5:18pm
May 16 at 11:32pm
Ashley: I was thinking 'scary!' Or 'gay!'. Come on Sam, you can't encourage drunk, topless, bead wearing pics! You're enabling him!
May 16 at 11:34pm
Jared: Ashley, you're drawn to my muscles
May 16 at 11:36pm
Jared: Sam, thanks:)
May 16 at 11:36pm
Jared: And just for the record this was the summer the movie the Hulk came out
May 16 at 11:37pm
Ashley: I just threw up in my mouth. If I'm drawn to your muscles, then you're drawn to my boobs
May 16 at 11:38pm
Samantha: HA HA! I am an enabler...He is expressing himself as we have all done when we have had a few too many...Im sticking with HOT...lol
May 16 at 11:43pm
Jared: Again, Sam is my favorite.
May 16 at 11:51pm
Ashley: Gay.
May 16 at 11:54pm
Ana: Ashley, I don't know you, but I think you want Jared's schlong.
Yesterday at 11:36pm
Amy: Do u work out at all??
Yesterday at 11:45pm
Ashley: Bahahahahahahaha. Riiiiiiight. Haha
Yesterday at 11:47pm
Jared: Ashely.. We all know you do
3 hours ago
Jared: Ana- amazing call
3 hours ago