Sunday, May 1, 2011

A Letter to my Tree Friend...

So this blog has come to a startling halt.  The last post was about 9 months ago when it was more about "practicing making babies" than it was about actually creating organs in your mere uterus.

Yes, thats right.  Both bats are now going to be mommies.  And let's face it, just when you thought our nights of staying up past 3am were over, we realize they have just begun.

Thank god they are both boys, and we do not have mini female satan spawn running around.  However, ladies born in the 2006-20?? range, please beware of these sweet endearing and too smart for their own good specimen.  All I can say, is that in the last 2.5 years, my life has changed dramatically.  I have traded in mini skirts for pencil skirts and late nights at bars for early mornings at the zoo.  But every last second has been worth it.

So the last thing this is going to become is a mommy blog.  But let's face it, damn it, we're mommies.  And if we can do this we can do anything.  So welcome back bat friends to our forum to talk to each other.  If you enjoy it tell a friend.  If not, bug off fockers.

To my tree friend, I love you so much, and can't wait to share this experience with you.

Bat Fact: Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.