Lobster Queens and Sparkle Dreams

Screw Avatars, this is what I want to be in my next life.  Except I still want the hair attach-to-vines-hooky-up things.  Like scarves.  But this Spring 2010 collection is way cool.  As in Cooler that the Ice Queen in Narnia.  And even cooler than a polar bears toenails.  And speaking of queens, its by Alexander McQueen.  Known for being outrageous, he really blew this one out of the water.  And out of the forest where the blue people live.  Check out his lookbook.

As if this shiz could get any cooler… that’s right, check out the shoes.  Just like our beloved GaGa in her Bad Romance video, we would be rocking the sparkle shit out of these Lobster Claw heels. Ok maybe not in real life, but in mental Fashionland for sure.  These babies are 10 inches high.  Take that Jessica Simpson and your 5 inchers. 

Apparently some models refused to walk the height of the heels for safety reasons...

You know what GaGa says… “walk walk, fashion baby, work it move that bitch crazy.”

You'd think I want to end this post on a happy note. (GaGa and shoes). But no.  These do remind me slightly of my favorite syndrome to google images of:

Ectrodactyly, sometimes referred to as the “Lobster-Claw Syndrome”.  

I wasn't allowed to talk about it or google it while I was preggers, but now the little monster was born happy and healthy and I have a plastic alien in my uterus which prevents possible accidental lobster babies so I think I am in the clear....

MUSIC MONDAY: LA ROUX

I just downloaded the La Roux CD after hearing the song Bulletproof. I have been listening to it all day. I just checked my Itunes count and I have listened to it 6 times today. I do that a lot with new music, but this one is really good. I already love Tigerlily and loved Bulletproof instantly. In for the Kill, Quicksand, I’m Not Your Toy and Cover My Eyes. You should all download it, it was only $5 on Amazon.com.

Also every Monday on Urban Outfitters’ blog is Music Monday and you get 5 free downloads. My top pick today is Bodies by Savior Ador, but all of today’s tunes are good. The Pepi Ginsberg track grew on me throughout the day, and Salvation by the Scanners is a little dark, just how I like it.

I am a big fan of Ke$ha’s track Boots and Boys: I mean what’s better? She got me with the song title alone. On a side note to that, I just got a bonus check from work, cha-ching. And guess what??? It was for the price of these boots. Thanks Jessica Simpson for making short girls everywhere seem taller.

MIXY MATCHY

My mother is constantly telling me I look "interesting." She also claims that my clothes don't match. I tell her they go together. She says they don't. This happens every time we see each other. Every single time. So I have a secret file I keep on my computer of outfits that may or may not match. Its like my "I know what I'm doing when I get dressed, Mom" file. Today I sent her these gems with the subject: clothes that don't match but people wear anyway. She will see that I am right eventually.

Ps. What's the opinion on socks with peep toes? Super dorky trend that will soon disappear? School girl wannabe? What's the appropriate age for this anyway?

MY BIG FAT SECRET (and pics of a butt!)

Here is a disclaimer because it’s our blog and we can say what we want. If you think the blog is “weird” don’t read it. We really don’t care. We like it and that’s what matters.

MODG made me feel like I was holding out or something and failing to share my amazing secret. It’s not really a secret anymore as she tried to buy them today and they were sold out everywhere. I don’t really “do” sneakers, especially not outside of a gym. But I got them anyway back right before Thanksgiving and used them just for walking around the house etc. Yes, folks, this is my second official post about Reebok Easytones.

These are the ones I have:

They are gold and silver and surprising go with everything I wear. I have been wearing them… in PUBLIC. Nothing too drastic, just to the grocery store and stuff.

- I got them from Lady Footlocker online. They were $110, I got free shipping. I got them from LFL there in case I had to return them, but I didn't. I am usually a size 6 and when I got them I wished I had a 5.5 but I kept them and they are good.

- I just started running in them 2 weeks ago, and I feel fine. I do feel like they work. I recommend walking around in them for a week or so before getting on the treadmill in them if you think you will have trouble with your balance. They are a LITTLE hard to get used to on floors like linoleum or whatever, I feel like I always get stuck on the floor at the grocery store and my shoes squeak. Otherwise, they are great.

- Here is why I am convinced they work. (See pictures) Note, as soon as I got them I probably started walking more in general, I did that when I got the flip-flops too. But they are comfortable.

Picture 1 is before I started using the shoes:

Picture 2 is about 6 weeks after I had been walking in them.

I could be delusional but I see a difference, and feel it more importantly. Also yes I am psychotic but I take pictures of everything so I can prove to myself its all worth it. And remember this is without even running... ok advice line is open all day if you have more ?s

MISMATCHED

So I just realized I was wearing 2 different earrings. Like very different, like hearts and flowers and silver and gold different. The people around me didn't say anything because they thought I was trying to make a fashion statement (wow am I that bad?!)

Anyway I realize and tell tree friend. Her response makes me feel better. One time I wore 2 different shoes to a bar and realized on video while she was out. (We need to find said video)

This picture may or may not have been on purpose.

GOOD STUFF

In my opinion I always find good stuff. And aren't you lucky, I like to share it with you.

Check out this NYC blog about Nightlife for real people. Like not Richie Rich or gold diggers.

www.downtowndiaries.com

Here is the reason for my post. See white shoes below. AMAZING. I want them. Do I need to live in NYC to wear those? I think not. I wear knee high boots on a Tuesday if I want. See below and provide feedback.

On another note, this lady has taken "dressing like a Tim Burton character" to a whole nother level. And not a good. She needs an intervention. ASAP

Lastly, here is one more good site for those in NYC who are "young, broke and beautiful." Sounds like most of us right? Enjoy.

"Who Are We? We write for busboys, poets, social workers, students, artists, musicians, magicians, mathematicians, maniacs, yodelers and everyone else out there who wants to enjoy life not as a rich person, but as a real person. Namely, we write for you."

http://brokeassstuart.com/

MAKE DOROTHY JEALOUS

Ok I stole this from a cool girl I work with's Fbook page. These are so cute!

These adorable deep-red Jeffrey Campbell booties remind me of something my (hopefully stylish) Norwegian ancestors would have worn under their wool skirts as they swished through the snow, their hair rolled up in long braids. I love the details on these shoes - not only do they lace up, but they buckle too, and they're lined with faux sheepskin, so even when I'm wearing heels, I'll feel like I'm in cozy slippers. The contrasting textures of the suede and leather of the boots add subtle interest to the shoe. I can't wait to wear them with a pleated plaid skirt, a warm wool sweater and a capelet. My ancestors would be proud! -Turi, Fashion Writer

COOL SHOES!