If there’s something with Snooki and hot sauce happening in my city, you know I need to write about it.
The bars opened at 7 am and people were drunk and passing out by 11am. It was 90% dudes and could have been called the Sausage Bowl.
Here’s a non-comprehensive list of things I saw by 3pm. Keep in mind this was not at the actually Wing Bowl, this was at a bar celebrating it. And I was working…
1. Straws in the ladies room toilet.
2. A guy, late twenties, passed out standing up. With lots of mardi gras beads
3. A guy, late forties, passed out on the floor in his own vomit.
4. Random 30 year olds making out on the dance floor.
5. Lots of blacked-out wastedness and being escorted out.
I asked some Wing Bowl VIPs who showed up at the bar if they saw Snooki. They said “yes, we gave her a Philly welcome and boo’ed the shit out of her.” Typical. Then I got yelled out for asking about her and told she was a “pig.” Well guess what?? That "pig" turned down $400k to pose nude in Playboy because she didnt want her family to see her naked. (WTF???) J-Woww, on the other hand, agreed to $200k. That’s my girl.
Catch up with Perez on the latest Snooki gossip here. Philly dramz included. And her new bf pics are up.
You can Snooki-Yourself at MTV.com
And here's how much snow is in Philly.... the Snooki-Meter!
1 comments:
I clicked on your Perez link. I really like this comment by Snooki: "I am really excited to like show the public who he is. He is freaking banging. We're the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that," tells Snook.
She must not have seen any sexy couples in her entire life. ~Ja to the Ho
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