Friday, April 23, 2010

I love my delusions.

Apparently some people get offended by our posts.  So here’s my advice.  Waltz your cellulite ass over to the dictionary (it’s a big book with words and their definitions) and look up “random thoughts” and “delusions.”  Oh, you’re too lazy?  I did it for you on Wikipedia.
- A delusion, in everyday language, is a fixed belief that is either false, fanciful, or derived from deception.

So that means if I want to believe that pigs can fly,

that fruit can talk,

or that vaginas can be made of sushi,

I am well within my rights.  Read the effing title of the blog.  Its fiction people, and if there’s something you are worried about, maybe you should go to your gyno instead of airing out on the walk to your local precinct to see McGruff the Crime Dog and show him your high school paper printed in Times New Roman on your word document. 

If that’s not enough for ya, here’s a little something called “Freedom of Speech.”
Freedom of speech is the freedom to speak without censorship and/or limitation. The synonymous term freedom of expression is sometimes used to indicate not only freedom of verbal speech but any act of seeking, receiving and imparting information or ideas, regardless of the medium used. In practice, the right to freedom of speech is not absolute in any country and the right is commonly subject to limitations, such as on "hate speech".  I didn’t say I hated anything, not even sushi.

This blog is a silly happy fun place to have fun with friends. 

Thanks for reading!  No go get some teriyaki and ginger, and call it a night.


Anonymous said...

I'd be mad too if I had a sushi cooch and was taking your sloppy seconds:) Love you.

Anonymous said...

Your Blog Fucking Sucks! The content is bullshit! Your little diatribe about freedom of speech sounds like it was taken out of wikipedia and used as a 4th grade reading assignment. Good luck gaining more followers with this dog shit!