Friday, September 4, 2009

Ok, so what’s a GoGirl?

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device(sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

Go Girl is easy to use. Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal. Aim and, well, pee. Pretty simple, huh?

WTF? Really? Is this necessary? I had no idea that there was a big market out there of women who just don't want to sit down to pee anymore. We are females! This is what we do. We sit, we pee, the end. This Go Girl contraption just isn't natural. And they try to sell it as a cute little pink accessory you can just throw in your purse and go. They also give you the option of discarding it after use, or cleaning it for future uses. NO. Yes, we all hate nasty bar bathrooms, but we deal. It's called the hover. It not only keeps your butt of the contaminated STD toilet seat, but it also seconds as a leg workout. Embrace the hover. No need for a pink funnel against your vag. Ladies, we have been drunk pee squatting in alleys for years now, and have been just fine. No thank you Go Girl. I commend you for thinking outside the "box" (ha), but really.... no thank you. I am going to stick with my female instincts, and keep with the sit and pee. I suggest you do the same.