Disney princesses gone wrong.

Sometimes I like to post random stuff I find just for the hell of it. This is one of those times. To be honest, even as a grown ass woman these are a little traumatic. Since when do Disney princesses partake in real life??

Seriously. This makes me hungry. Til I realize its the Little Mermaid.

This is reminiscent of the Nip/ Tuck barbie nipple removal episode. Just me? Sorry.

More or less appropriate after Bin Laden's death? Oh whatever.

Winces. gasps. this is real life, Snow?

Oh thats how you end up here. Maybe we should have stuck with the sushi.

PSYCHO SURGERIES

I hate to even promote her or her toolbag husband, but Heidi Montag is freaking nuts. She’s on the cover of People magazine and has had a ton of plastic surgery. She admitted to having 10 procedures done in one day.

Here’s the 10 procedures Heidi underwent: 1.) nose job revision, 2.) chin reduction, 3.) mini brow lift, 4.) botox in forehead and frown area, 5.) fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, 6.) neck liposuction, 7.) ears pinned back, 8.) liposuction on waist, hips and inner and outer thighs,9.) buttock augmentation and 10.) breast augmentation revision.

WTF??? She didn’t tell her family at all (wonder why). She is only 23, its so sad, she thought she was on her journey to become "the best me." "For the past three years, I've thought about what to have done," the reality star tells PEOPLE. "I'm beyond obsessed." [On the next step for her now DDD-sized breasts: “I’m already planning my next surgery – I’m determined to get bigger ones!”]

She started in November and here’s what she looks like now. Pretty, yes, scary, getting there. People are already comparing her to Michael Jackson, not in a good way. Apparently Spencer weighs in on this in People, but one thing I read says he said he was “proud of her.” Proud of her getting plastic surgery? What a freak. He probably just wants her to shut up about babies….

WEASEL WEDNESDAY: RANDOM WEASEL EDITION

Yay its Wednesday! I am super excited for Sleepover Friday at the Batcave so here's a post created out of my complete glee. (yes, I said GLEE!!!)

F that cheesy movie line. And don’t be offended. But I really enjoyed searching pictures of weasels last week. (see here) And I loved hearing everyone’s stories of messed up stuff guys (or girls) do. So keep them coming if you want me to be happy. So here’s this week’s post:

He’s probably a weasel.

10. If he says "I don't do relationships" then…..

9. If you are dating someone for a while, and when you make it official on Facebook everyone wonders who you are…..

8. If you guys are texting all day about meeting up and that night he tells you he’s with a “new chicky”…..

7. If he just moved into a new apartment, and you find an earring~ he says he found it while unpacking, but the next morning you see the mate by the door….

6. If he takes you to dinner with his mom, and then blows you off the next two days.....

5. If you went with him to buy an engagement ring and wedding set 3 years ago, and he still hasn't given it to you...

4. If he buys you a used exercise bike for Valentine's Day…..

3. If he tells you he was a contestant on the Bachelorette and he's loaded, then you check the Bachelorette website and he is nowhere to be found……….

2. If he asks you to be his girlfriend after you get plastic surgery…..

1. If he sends you home from a night of passion to walk several drunken blocks home....without pants...or underwear……….

...... HE'S PROBABLY A WEASEL.

Thanks to Julie, Ginger, Kys and Tpos for their comments last week…