10 Reasons my Best Friend is a One-Year-Old:

Also know as www.mybestfriendisaoneyearold.com.  That’s not a real site I am just really into the interweb these days and like saying it.

I also really  www.everyonehatesmebutfuimfamous.com, but that’s a story for another day.

10. I don’t mind sharing my lucky charms with him, and giving him the last bite.

9.   When other guys say "you're too skinny", he says "Mom, can I borrow your batman t-shirt?"

8. He always feeds my dog, even when I don’t.

7. He loves my cooking.

6. He always smells good and looks good in pjs.

5. He totally doesn’t care if I wear makeup.  Or shower.

4. He likes the same things as me.  Like headbands.  And bracelets.  His favorite lyrics are Ga Ga Ooh La La.  And dances immediately to GaGa or Britney.

3. He actually doesn’t want me to take his pants off.

2. . He ALWAYS laughs at my jokes.  Like a lot.

1. He is always happy to see me, even if he’s with another girl. I also make him happier than any other girl.  Ever.

BRITNEY FEVER

My crazy child loves Britney Spears. He is one year old. When I was at the concert, I really wanted to get him an "Oops I did it again” onesie. I did not, due to mass consumption of Coors Light. But I need to. I looked it up online, and they had not only the black with pink writing, but also a white with gold writing ---- Thanks A>. This is so perfect I need to order immediately. Having a kid is just like having a doll you can dress up however you want. It’s way better with a boy because it doesn’t include hairbows or tutus (which I am pretty bummed about.) However here’s a great site to check out if you do need cute but cool stuff for your baby!

http://www.lowleepop.com/

One day, and I swear this is true, he went over the computer while my itunes was playing, and clicked on the Britney website. Just his luck, it was the day “3” came out so he was in his glory rockin out to Brit’s new single. He was soo happy he was waving his hands in the air and rocking on his knees. He loves her. As he should.