Fight Club is the best.

No really, its my favorite movie. That combined with the fact that a very cute boy told me its his favorite author, here is my Chuck Palahniuk (he wrote Fight Club)tribute. To be honest there were so many it was hard to pick just 2. What a wise wise man.

very cute boy also made me this. Yes, that is in fact my signature dance move caught on film. It's really that good.

enough said.

Mitch vs. Chuck Norris?

If you're looking for an anecdote to explain how the new face of MMA differs from the stereotype, consider this: Mitch Kerr had to miss our training photo shoot in order to take the CEO of Home Depot out to dinner.

Kerr, a suit-and-tie guy by day, took a well-traveled path to the world of MMA — he ran out of other challenges. "A couple years out of school I got into triathlons, and then did an Ironman in 2004," he says. "Then I needed something to do."
With endurance sports conquered, he stumbled onto MMA, and soon he was training five days a week. He'll never be a pro fighter — "It doesn't pay as well as my other job" — but he's not getting away from it, either. "I love running a mutual fund and the benefits are great," he says. "But long-term, I'd love to be a 60-year-old guy with a black belt teaching classes somewhere."

To check out the full article see here.

Mitch kicks ass- both literally and figuratively.

by brynne on May 6th 2010 11:27 AM (1 day ago)

There's nothing this guy can't do. He should become Iron Man--industry tycoon and premiere athlete combined.

by Danny on May 6th 2010 11:51 AM (1 day ago)

I hear he's great in bed

by Veronica on May 6th 2010 4:25 PM (1 day ago)

When the Boogie man goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Mitch Kerr.

by Lolita on May 6th 2010 4:35 PM (1 day ago)

I saw Mitch beat up a guy with a starfish..... that guy was me

by Mike on May 6th 2010 4:45 PM (1 day ago)

Fool Mitch once, shame on you. Fool Mitch twice, and he will roundhouse you in the face.

by Holden Milode on May 6th 2010 4:50 PM (1 day ago)

Mitch vs. Chuck Norris?

by DreC on May 6th 2010 5:26 PM (1 day ago)

I hear Superman wears Mitch Kerr Pajamas.

by eric c on May 7th 2010 9:27 AM (13 hours ago)

I hear Superman wears Mitch Kerr Pajamas.

by eric c on May 7th 2010 9:28 AM (13 hours ago)

Approved for Swingers

Animal Whisperer

This Ranger is assigned  to prevent poaching around the wildlife refuge  area of Lanseria , South Africa . The way  these animals interact with him is absolutely  stunning! The lions seem to know he’s there  to protect them. His charm works with hyenas  too. Hyenas are usually vicious. Also, check  out the pic's  taken in the  river.

Ok this last one kind freaks me out/ scares me a little.  Ick.

You ask, we deliver.

Disclaimer to dude fans: This is all about clothes.  If you stick it out, there is a prize for you at the end of the post, so don't run away.

I'm sure all of our smart, amazing, highlarious readers are already fans of MODG.  If not you are crazy, and should click here.  Actually, I'm pretty sure that is where we got most of you lovely peeps.  Thanks for that by the way.  Anyway, she came to the Bats for some style ideas since we are super stylish and trendy wizards.  She is the new proud owner of a bad ass girly tulle ballet skirt pictured below (in both colors I might add).  This is def better than being the new proud owner of a baby I would say.  Like Kourtney Kardashian who pulled her own baby out of her vag on national reality television.  I loved this so much.  Moving on.  MODG gave birth to the tulle babies and needed some outfit direction.  Here is what we came up with. 

Our bad ass tulle skirt pairing suggestions are as follows...

Tight as shit tank tucked in. We would go with black, white, or gray.  That is just because we don't wear any other colors like weird green.  Long crazy necklace over the tank to jazz it up a bit.  Def go with some chains, or metal.  Go big or go home with the necklace.  Since you live in blizzard land, some snazzy patterned tights to protect your leg epidermis is vital.  As for the shoe choice... go with some bad ass pumps or booties with some studs or something punk rock to balance out the cutesy-ness of the skirt.  On top.... cropped leather jacket.  The end.  Pics included. You're welcome.

Tights:

Necklace:

Shoes:

(Louboutins by the way)

Jacket:

 

There you have it folks.  Surprise surprise, we love black stuff.  You likes? 

And for all of you dudes who scrolled to the bottom of the page, here is your prize....  It's an amazing coffee drinking apparatus. You better come back.